Set Scene: Shopping with Baby Shy
Event: Dress Shopping.
*24 tried on dresses later*
Baby Shy: "MOM! Oh wow, you look sooooo prettah. Like really, really, prettah!!"
KShy: "Awe, thanks baby. You look very pretty too."
Baby Shy: "Yeah, well.....I just wanna say, that dress makes you look.......well, skinnier. Not that you're really fat, but....well, that just looks better than most things you wear."
Baby Shy: "Mom, I'm not saying you're normally fat looking....but, this just seems to fit you better than most things you wear."
KShy: *blink blink*
Baby Shy: "Soooo...what I'm saying mom, is that you should probably get it. Because it's really nice and you actually look........well, good."
*Cough. Blink. Cough*.....
KShy: "Ok. I'll buy two....or maybe six. That'd be one in each color."
Uhhhh.....I really wanna tell kiddo 'thanks' for the honesty.......honestly, I do........right?