Wednesday, April 20, 2011

American Idol, Here We Come....

As I sit on my computer, I look around and take in the sights around me....I have laundry in the chair next to me, I can't see the top of my coffee table, the dogs just destroyed a beloved stuffed animal and I'm not really sure of the exact location of the kitchen sink.  Do I care?  Meh, not really.  It'll be there tomorrow.

I think I need a hobby.  

I'm kinda bored.....

Anywhoooo......I sat here in all my bored glory, watching Harry Potter with the fam, when I realized how late it was.

"Kiddo, you need to get in the shower babe.  It's almost bedtime"

And of course she responded with "Yes, mother.  I love you so much.  You, are the best mother in the world."  Heh...Yeah right.

Twenty minutes later, she relents and drags her feet to the bathroom.....mumbling along the way.

Now, here's what I don't get, why would one NOT want be clean?  Why does this come as a surprise every night, at the SAME TIME, that she has to bathe?  I have no idea.

Still sitting here, doing nothing, staring and the dishes and hoping they will wash themselves (Hey, I'm watching Harry Potter.  Magic obviously exists, duh.) I hear a faint humming coming from the bathroom.

"Babe, you hear that?"
"Hmm?  Oh, it's the TV."
"Really babe? 'Cause that kinda sounds like 'Row, Row, Row your boat' and I'm pretty sure that's not part of the Harry Potter Soundtrack"

Its gets louder....I of course investigate..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and much to my delight, this is what I discover.


video

Oh yes.....that just happened....and it was glorious...

Now, let me just clarify a few things.....

  1. Yes, she is singing Sir Mix Alot
  2. Yes, she is singing Ke$ha
  3. And yes, the grand finale is Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
A few more key points I must call attention to....
  1. I need to edit my iPod play list.... Sir Mix Alot? Really, KShy? Hardly age appropriate.
  2. She will in fact, disown me if she EVER finds out I posted this...So, let's keep it between us.
  3. I'm pretty sure I'm back in the running for Mother of the Year.
KShy, FTW!  WOOT!


3 comments:

moncada said...

I can't...I ...I don't even know what to say except you have the coolest kid, and she has an even cooler mother.

Mrs. Shy said...

Moncada, I must say....You are the coolest of them all. I am so blessed to have you in my life!

Dandiegoose said...

This is possibly the best thing I've ever seen...*prepares video camera for when my kid is big enough to sing in the shower*