Scene: Walking around the mall
"Do I have to be married to have a baby?"
*choke, cough, catch my breath*
"Um, Yes! You have to be out of college, with a job, and married. Why do you ask?"
"Well Mom, I don't understand why I just cant go to the hospital, wait a few days, then come home with baby....That's what all these other ladies do...I don't need a man to help do all that...."
Ok, wow, where to begin.....
"Yes, you do kinda need a man to do all that....I'll explain when you're older...."
"Huh, ok then mom.."
For those of you who don't know, she is NINE years old...Call me crazy, but I kinda feel she is WAY to young for the "talk"...I guess I'll keep putting her off for the next say, 5-10 years! Ah!