I'm really trying to get back into my workout routine. I have been on hiatus for the last few weeks. BUT I am easing back into it.
I've been running at night and since no one will go with me, I take my demon possessed dog. The only positive thing about it is he pulls me most of the way. Anyway, we have just finished out nightly run (ok, I confess, walk/run) and he really did a great job. So, like an idiot, I let him off the lead. He stayed with me for about 2.5 seconds. Then like a flash he darts to the left and is out of sight. Dang it. It's dark and I can't see a thing. I start screeching like a howler monkey to get him to come back. Nothing. Dang it. Then I see him, wait no, what is that? It's too small to be Jax. And it's black, and is has.....................a white stripe down it's back. Dang it.
I am screaming "NO NO NO NO NO!!!!" and it did no no no no no good. Next thing I know, here comes the dog tearing around the corner and right into me. OH GROSS. I am now covered in skunk. Yep, I smell like, well, skunk. I'm am thoroughly saturated. Fan-freakin-tastic.
Long story short, I have spent the last hour or so hosing down the dog and myself. My husband will not come near me and my kid almost puked when I came near her. I truly believe he has been waiting for a legitimate excuse to avoid me without consequence for the last ten years. Here ya go honey. Take advantage. LOL!
Well, I'm off to take yet another shower and burn my clothes. Maybe I should just fill the inflate-a-pool up with tomato sauce and just splash around in that for awhile. Will see.
Hello all!! Long time no blog! (I know, lame intro) Whatever.
Well, things have been moving right along lately. I just accepted a new job and I am totally freaking out!! I'm really excited though. But freaking out. But really excited. (freakin out).
I'm going to work for an electronics company. For those of you who don't know where I worked before.....meat packing company. Hmm, not really sure how that transition is gonna go. Pigs to personal electronics. Back to freaking out.
Kennedy started school. 3rd grade. Wow, I am so old. I have a 3rd grader. Sheesh. Where have I been? Seems like I just brought her home from the hospital. Time sure flies.
Jeff and I are celebrating our 10 year anniversary on Thursday. Once again, where have I been? It's like the last 10 years flew by. Well, for the most part! Ha!
That's about all I have right now. I don't even have any good stories about Kennedy. Or maybe I'm just too tired to remember right now.
Anyway, I'll try and actually keep up my blog this time. Maybe I'll even figure out how to load some pic on here. I'm so computer challenged.
Welcome to my world! I'm a full time, well, everything. Work, wife, mom, sister and friend. I've been married to the love of my life for 13 years and we have an awesome (and entertaining) 11 year old daughter.
I love traveling, music, camping, animals, fishing, skeet shooting and a bunch of other stuff. I tend to be a bit snarky and 9 times outta 10, I target my poor family as the topics of my blog. (Sorry guys! You know I love ya!)